DEEP thoughts......

Not so long ago there was this awesome land in center of a city, Inhabited by happily living slum sleuths, there were families, merchants, colony guards and a main family who were kind of leader of the large community, their kids used to play around in gullies and nukkads of the place, men women of all caste and creed use to eat at home and shit outside in open in harmony, shitty smell was all in the air, whole community was blessed with plenty of sewage manure, it was their elixir of life, they loved it with their life.
But Evil land mafia's and property vultures since long were very much in love with the land, just a thought of constructing some mall or hotel or a premium residency on the land, were enough to give them a boner,
and because it was slum dwellers who owned it, were living in it, were having total control on the land located in heart of city, and there were couple of NGO friends of the community, it was hard for land mafia's to run bulldozers and own the land,
So what they thought they'll do was very innovative and creative (well, ,at least James Cameron thinks so),
Evil Land mafias teamed up with holy NGO's and planned to plant a white collar city buddy in slum colony to win colony people's trust and convince them to shift to some other location,
well NGO's knew this step has been taken before, but due to some reasons the sewage and manure filled environment didn't embraced city jacks and resulted them to become either lost in slum dung or come back with no intentions to go again, yet the joint forces of NGO and land mafia put their hopes together on this newbie who was similar in looks with his late brother,
His brother was lost somewhere in garbage depots of slum land, who was he? What screw up did he do? Is none of our (our and ngo's,land mafia's and slum ppls) business,

So, one fine day NGO’s lady mom took poodle Jake (name of our protagonist from now on ) to show some places around in slum land, poor poodle was astonished to see amount of shit and dung available in plenty every where in the land, there were mounts of garbage, glowing flames of burning Tyre and plastics, mud filled streets and gelatinous flow of substances oozing out of gutters, he was more than amused and his thought process all lost, then the inevitable happened, out of no where suddenly jumped an angry bull in front of him, having no clue what to do he started running without looking back, passing count less gullies, breaching many houses running front to back door, soaking in a shitload of shit, he finally came out of danger from bull, but looked around, had no idea what to do where to go, strange flora fauna, unknown complex substances everywhere,
little did he knew that he is in slum dogs (no they were no millionaire, neither am talking about dev patel) circle, suddenly barking on him with their crimson red eyes and saliva filled brown pale teeth and all ready to skin him they jumped over him, poodle Jake fought with gallantry but to no results, hounds were few too many, teeth were about to lock in on his neck then their came a beat of a stick,
standing there was this young lady of slum land with a thin stick and gross clothing, uncut unclean nails, cracked toes, hairs all messed up with some unidentified sticky glue of some sort,
And once the hounds disappeared, her eyes were looking Jake poodle in grave anger, she shouted on him with rage, questioning the motive that drove him here,
Poodle boy was speechless, still his heart throbbing at rapid pace, and his breath choked with shitty smell, didn’t know what to do what to say what not to say, he kept his cool somehow, asked the young slum girl, why did you saved me?
With the ugliest blow of bad breath poodle boy has ever experienced she exclaims “Go away u city jack”, and started moving,
Poodle Jake followed him still, now she turned with lethal intentions to hit poor Jake, but he ducked, and her impact landed on weak sewer pipe which cracked…..
Like a fountain sewage cracked out rising up and then falling down in thick viscous droplets, it started falling on poodle Jake, Jake tried to shoo it away, but the slum girl stopped him, soon he was all soaked from head to toe with yellow, black, brown bits, the scene left slum girl spellbound she was looking an awesome scene of nature, she knew it’s a Sign,
She spent no time but dragged poodle to the center of the slum, where he was standing alone among many shit soaked slum people, in the middle there was small garbage mount where respected elders of main family were standing, they were all looking angry and discontent, all staring at poodle Jake with ugly frowning face……
[Lots of things happen then…. Not having time to write all those, am already out of sarcasm, out of time, and probably out of satire, but would like to end it with climax though ;) ]
Climax:
Now heart of our poor poodle Jake is filled with rage and revenge, and great sorrow as well with tears in her eyes, he can hear noises of crawling bulldozers closing in, destroying every shitty space they find ruthlessly, he was soaked in deep demise of loosing lady mom (NGO wali),
Slum people believed there is some linkage among nature residing in slums, every thing was connected as per their belief, and there you go our poodle Jake, finding himself helpless against all encroaching bulldozers of evil land mafia he turned his faith to mother nature of slums (I even forgot the shitty name James crowned to nature of Pandora, tsahik or something, anywho…) asked for mercy, asked for peace, asked for forgiveness, asked for strength (had it been a bolly movie this was brilliant occasion to put a bhakti geet, jai mata di,, anywho…. )…. No answer came!!!
Whole community of slum people was silent, only noises of falling jhopdis, crashing garbage mounts were coming from distance….
Well Jake poodle nevertheless set his clan his community together, filled them with some Josh filled dialogues, they all began fighting against bulldozers and land mafia’s goons, their strength were dying slowly, they were loosing the battle, goons were far more powerful then poor slum people, No hope, no fate, all in dark…..

Suddenly Mother Nature of slum community shown a sign of revenge, land cracked and tonnes of shit load and gutter sewer came floating out,,, all heavy bulldozers were getting sucked deep in into it, faces of goons got covered with fear, the fierce wrath of the She was upon them, soon in little time, all bulldozers were sucked inside plethora of sewer, loads of garbage and now Slum people were getting revoked slowly, they all stood up, glanced every where, the land was their own once again, joy in their face were little less than sorrow of their losses, many lives lost , but Good Won again over Evil,

OK OK OK,, I too can’t take it anymore,,,,,,,,,

Seriously ppl why the hell Avatar is counted as revolutionary movie?
I mean common….isn’t it a simple story of GOOD winning over EVIL? With expensive special effects and fictional outer space location to make the plot look more serious!!

Its very handy device you see (if you are a successful holly writer u already know), if your story plot is weak, then change the location and surrounding to a make it look more serious and awesome, still not convinced with Awesomeness? Well make it happen in future, that’s it,, now you got a brilliant blend of poor story plot but filled with sci-fi jib jab soaked in aliens, outer space spices , so now you have a block buster!!!


I still have lot of respect for Bolly-wood in that perspective, at least they stick to common human emotions and society of present time to go along with story line, so what if every story is love story in bollywood,